another new lily allen song has leaked, and perez posted it today on his blog. for your own downloading pleasure, i bring you “fuck you very much” by lily allen.

to those of you who might find this from google: in order to save it to your computer, right-click the link and click “save link/target as”…whichever your browser says. there you have it.

i’ll be spending this evening in douglas again. i go home really just to appease my parents; they don’t think i’m home enough, but i visit douglas at least weekly. some people don’t like to make the trip for various reasons, from expired car insurance coverage to speeding issues. as for me, i just hate driving all the way over there and all the way back. it’s a pretty tedious, boring drive when you’re alone, and there’s nothing to do once you get to douglas, anyway. i plan on washing the dogs and giving my car a thorough cleaning once i get to douglas, and that’s really about it. i’ll more than likely come back to valdosta tomorrow afternoon. tania’s invited me over for dinner tomorrow night, so i’m pretty excited about that. she’s my favorite co-worker. as for the rest of the week, i’m gonna take it easy until monday rolls around…then classes begin again, and i’m back to being busy again. i’m gonna miss the summer.

this weekend, i read through some of my aunt’s collection of brian andreas’ storypeople books. i found some really beautiful things he’d written. when i went shopping on saturday, i found this print and bought it. i framed it, and now i have to find a place to put it. i think it’s one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever read.

this has been my 3rd beach trip of the summer, and once again, i am sufficiently sunburned. i always use sunscreen but inevitably burn. my skin is always pretty prone to one thing or another, whether it be oiliness or fairness. lately, it seems to be both. this trip, not only have i broken out, but i’ve also developed this aforementioned sunburn. i’ve got an aloe plant outside that i usually use for burns, but it looks like i might need to invest in some serious skin care products to take care of the nastiness in which i’ve inflicted upon myself. once again, i’m going to promise myself to take better care of my skin the next time i’m out in the sun, but as usual, i know i’ll disregard it all the same. le sigh!

i spent my weekend in fernandina, where i did a lot of shopping. i got some stuff taken care of, though, like melissa’s baby shower gift. her shower was today, and i didn’t get to go. however, i’ve been looking high and low for unique baby gifts. i didn’t want to get her baby clothes since i knew she’d end up getting a lot of those (i did find two really funny baby t-shirts i got her awhile back). but i found 2 really great gifts and i’m pretty proud of myself. i don’t wanna post what they are, though…i can’t spoil the surprise!

whenever i open up the pages of my hometown newspaper, i’m bound to see at least 2 engaged couples in which i know either one or both of the people. and not just that, but a lot of people are pregnant and due soon, too, it seems. alex said the other day that sex was very popular this time 9 months ago, and she would be correct in that.

it makes me feel old. i mean, i’m 22 and the last things on my mind at the moment are wedding plans. of course i’ve gotta have a potential groom first, but even if i did, i would not be thinking marriage anytime soon. i am way too young to try to do that stuff on my own.

my cousin (through marriage) is getting married to his longtime girlfriend. both of these kids have a lot of friends, particularly those of higher social and economic status, so i’m sure they’re gonna get some pretty cool gifts. i don’t know if they’re going to have a big wedding or not. my dad told me once that when i get married, i could either have a huge wedding or a large sum of money (what would have paid for the wedding). i’m definitely going to take the money. it’ll come in handy later on to help pay for the living situation and whatever stuff we might need but didn’t get, and don’t forget the honeymoon. i could find some cheap reno hotels for us to stay in when we go to las vegas. ooh, but then i’d probably want to bet that money all away. scratch that. which would be cheaper, anyway, going overseas or going to vegas? food for thought.

this entire entry has been an absolute babble from my brain to the keyboard to the screen, can’t you tell? maybe it’s that blasted heat again.

if you haven’t seen pineapple express yet, go see it.

“Hey, look. It’s like my thumb is my cock.”
“I look like the Hamburglar.”

seth rogen and james franco were effing amazing. franco plays a superb stoner and according to interviews, he doesn’t even smoke. there were a LOT of action sequences in the film– something i normally don’t like. i wasn’t too crazy about those scenes, but they didn’t kill the movie for me. there were so many random quotes in the film that i loved but can’t for the life of me remember. beka and i are gonna see it again when it comes to the dollar theater.

i think i would marry either one of those men.

sure, sad songs litter the radio everyday, but have you ever found a sad song that was just so incredibly PAINFUL in meaning? i’ve heard this song so many times before and loved it, but right now, it just hits home on so many ugly levels. absolutely…wow. how is that possible?

but seriously, it’s hot down south. H-O-T. i know it gets in the 90s in other places in the world, but you don’t know what “hot” really is until you’re in the dog days of a south georgian summer. the humidity levels are insane, and even if it were to rain, nothing would cool off because it’d be even more nastily humid! have you ever been in a place where it was too hot to swim? yeah, that’s how it is here right now. the pool floats can stay in the utility closet; i’m staying inside as much as possible. i bet the water’s not even cool anymore, anyway.

i think i’m going to move to antarctica.

MARGE: Homer, I’ve always stood up for you. When people point out your flaws, I always say, “Well, sometimes you have to stand back to appreciate a work of art.”
HOMER: Waaayyyy back.

Andy says:
I guess the next logical question would be… what are you munching on?
Catie says:
i ate cereal and peanut butter.
Catie says:
delicious.
Andy says:
jesus
Catie says:
i didn’t eat him.
Andy says:
I hear he’s chocolate
Catie says:
does he have sprinkles?
Andy says:
He’s Jesus
Andy says:
of course he does

Andy says:
I’m going to make a bowl of watermelon
Andy says:
bbiamswctm
Catie says:
what is swctm?
Andy says:
So we can talk more?
Catie says:
oh god. that’s huge.
Andy says:
I thought you could read me better than that
Catie says:
that is the HUGEST ACRONYM EVER.
Catie says:
ANDY.
Catie says:
that is ridICUlously long
Andy says:
hahahaha
Catie says:
it doesn’t even count as an acronym anymore.
Catie says:
it’s a fuckin’ WORD now.

Jeff says:
glow in the dark condoms are a novel concept
Jeff says:
should help you finally fulfill that Chernobyl victim fantasy

ME: you have freckles.
ALEX: like pippi longstocking!!

“stoop kid’s afraid to leave her stoop!” -me, wallowing on jade’s front “porch” after downing half a huge bottle of wine

“do you guys have coloring books here for check-out?” -i love my job, i love my job, i love my job

“and this one time, it MOVED.” -me telling jade about the sloth i saw

“hahahahaha. hahahahahahahaha. oh, weather kicks ass.” -hyde, that 70’s show

JACKIE: here’s what i don’t get. why would sally sell seaSHELLS down by the seaSHORE? i mean, that’s a TERRIBLE location for a seashell stand.
DONNA: yeah, i mean, if she wanted to make money, she’d sell seashells by the SUBway.
JACKIE: y’know what she should sell by the seashore? SHOESHINES! ‘cuz your sandals get so sandy!
DONNA: sandy sandals. we should start a girl band called sandy sandals!
…blahblah…
DONNA: jackie…if hyde says no, then you and i get a van, and the sandy sandals tour america.