this is wrong on so many levels…but i laughed my ass off.

this, of course, came from perez hilton, my source for all wacky celebrity stuff. apparently, dane cook faced eviction after not cleaning up his dog’s shit. he countered the suit with the claims that because his muses, john belushi and steve martin, used to reside in the building, he can’t leave the apartment for fear [...]

you guys know how ridiculous i am about hurricane season. well…check this out. it was an advertisement on the weather channel’s website. you can pretty much make your own hurricane, controlling the wind speeds, amount of debris, etc. it was pretty fun. enjoy.

i finally took jade’s advice from a year and a half ago and installed the lj crosspost plugin to my skankage livejournal and deleted the crackerpants one. even though my lj is defunct, those of you keep up with your lj friends regularly can find me there as well.
and for those of you who don’t [...]

somebody saw this sign in worth county, ga, took a pic, sent it to jake, and then jake sent it to me. way to go, south georgia. way. to. go.

so zyrtec-d, my life-saving allergy medication for the past 5 years, is now over the counter. it’s not just zyrtec anymore, my friends; zyrtec-d is over the counter, as well. i did not know this until today’s debacle at the walmart pharmacy.
so i call in my prescription and go to good old wally world to [...]

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two things jade showed me today:
1. google “find weapons of mass destruction” and hit “i’m feeling lucky.” you’ll enjoy it.
2. google “find chuck norris” and hit “i’m feeling lucky.” i LOVE these folks.

…for blogging awhile back about child models and for posting links to some child models’ myspace profiles that were not private at the time. i’m going to remove the post in order to get people to shut the hell up, but i’ll be happy to post their kind comments contributed below the cut for you [...]

ever since i was a little girl, i’ve been fascinated with this structure, so you can imagine my surprise and amusement when i found it online. there’s a castle in lexington, kentucky, and i’ve seen it every christmas since i was little. i used to be convinced a very rich couple lived there, and then [...]