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“i have an announcement…
Captain Crunch, over the Peanut Butter division, and I will be getting married. In lieu of cash, we will be accepting skim milk.” -samantha

and got the following response from alex:
Are you in a good mood right now?
i’m alright, but i’ll be happier when i get off.
That’s what she said!!!
hahahaha.

i positively can’t wait for the day i can finally hand you that really good “BUUUUURRRRN!!!”

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if you haven’t seen pineapple express yet, go see it.
“Hey, look. It’s like my thumb is my cock.”
“I look like the Hamburglar.”
seth rogen and james franco were effing amazing. franco plays a superb stoner and according to interviews, he doesn’t even smoke. there were a LOT of action sequences in the film– something i normally [...]

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Andy says:
I guess the next logical question would be… what are you munching on?
Catie says:
i ate cereal and peanut butter.
Catie says:
delicious.
Andy says:
jesus
Catie says:
i didn’t [...]