but seriously, it’s hot down south. H-O-T. i know it gets in the 90s in other places in the world, but you don’t know what “hot” really is until you’re in the dog days of a south georgian summer. the humidity levels are insane, and even if it were to rain, nothing would cool off because it’d be even more nastily humid! have you ever been in a place where it was too hot to swim? yeah, that’s how it is here right now. the pool floats can stay in the utility closet; i’m staying inside as much as possible. i bet the water’s not even cool anymore, anyway.

i think i’m going to move to antarctica.