If it weren’t for your maturity, none of this would have happened
If you weren’t so wise beyond your years, I would’ve been able to control myself
If it weren’t for my attention, you wouldn’t have been successful and
If it weren’t for me, you would never have amounted to very much
Ooh, this could be messy
But you don’t seem to mind
Ooh, don’t go telling everybody
And overlook this supposed crime
We’ll fast forward to a few years later
And no one knows except the both of us
And I have honored your request for silence
And you’ve washed your hands clean of this