i am such an old lady. =P and i even did my homework before i went to sleep. lol. but man, it was some good sleep!

so, of course, i have to share one of my dreams last night with the world. i actually just made a category for “dreams.” proud of me? =P

so i dreamt about hell last night. it went along with dante’s inferno…there were levels of hell for each type of deadly sin. but it was actually really awesome, see…because for gluttony, there were doughnuts and mcdonald’s everywhere and it didn’t matter if you ate a lot of them and got fat because you were dead, anyway. and then for lust, there were lots of hot people to have sex with, and it didn’t matter if you got AIDS or STDs because you were dead, anyway. and then for sloth, there were lots of people sleeping and being lazy and watching TV and getting fat, and it didn’t matter because you were dead, anyway!

that might be one of the funniest dreams i’ve ever had. today around 3ish, i have to go with my aunt beth to the grocery store to pick up some stuff for grandma’s birthday dinner tomorrow. we’re having CHICKEN POT PIE. i am so excited. lol. i’ve seriously wanted some chicken pot pie since i saw sweeney todd. i’m not joking! you have an entire half of a movie praising mrs. lovett’s meat pies and pretty soon, you’re wanting some damned meat in your pies, too.

[that's what she said.]

i’m feeling incredibly witty today. ever had one of those days? i feel god in this chili’s.

for some reason, youtube directs me now to canada’s youtube automatically. but i kind of like it because of the slight differences; they spell “favorite” as “favourite,” and there’s a tiny canadian flag in the upper right corner. SARAH, um, excuse me, lady ma’am, but i want to come to canada to see you. MARK, can we work something out? a road trip to canada? ANYBODY ELSE, wanna give me some money so i can go to freakin’ canada finally? i’ll need another $100 for a passport, too, i think now. blargh, united states and terrorism. [*waits to get put on the 'watch list' for that one, as well.* i'm sure i've been on there since 2003.]

ANYWAY, so mark posted this clip for his amigos and now i’m posting it for you. this makes me incredibly happy.

samantha, jade…aren’t you loving my blog posts now? oh, skankage, you were deserted for so long, but no more, my friend. no longer will i leave you desolate and lacking entries!